Under Stress

Could Boston’s Beautiful Couple look extra despondent?

New England Patriots [team stats] QB/QT Tom Brady [stats], who is facing surgical procedure on his foot, was waaaaaay down in the dumps as he returned home in Tuesday’s snowstorm. And never only that but - and perhaps we’re seeing issues here - it appears to be like like 12 got his hair minimize! Possibly he thought the moppy mane was, like, so ’10-’eleven season, so he’s going with the Little Dutch Boy search for his MGH hospital keep and convalescence...

And then there’s the spouse, Gisele Bundchen, who felt the necessity yesterday - perhaps after being under siege for 3 days for jinxing the Pats’ Super Bowl possibilities - to relieve the postgame stress with a round of craniosacral remedy in Boston.

Now, for those of you who aren’t up on all the fashionable thoughts-body treatments, craniosacral remedy involves having a therapist “tune into” the affected person’s craniosacral rhythms and making changes to the spine and neck to treat mental stress, neck and back ache, migraines and other chronic ache conditions. It’s very enjoyable, we’re told. And Gi did look quite calm and adjusted after her session . . .

Perhaps a round of craniosacral therapy is to ensure that Patriots Nation????